{"id":4434,"date":"2009-03-12T18:37:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T17:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/informacyde.com\/blog\/?p=4434"},"modified":"2009-03-14T23:04:43","modified_gmt":"2009-03-14T22:04:43","slug":"chuck-norris-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.informacyde.com\/blog\/actus\/chuck-norris-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris, pr\u00e9sident !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/informacyde.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/chucknorris.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4435\" title=\"chucknorris\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/informacyde.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/chucknorris.jpg?resize=390%2C300\" alt=\"chucknorris\" width=\"390\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vous connaissez Walker Texas Ranger ? Mais si, le gars sur TF1 qu&rsquo;on voit le dimanche midi, qui tue arr\u00eate tout le monde, sans se casser un ongle ? Apr\u00e8s le cin\u00e9ma, il vise la politique, un peu comme Schwartznegger qui est devenu gouverneur de la Californie en 2003. Sauf que lui ne vise pas le r\u00f4le de gouverneur comme on acolyte&#8230; il veut devenir pr\u00e9sident du Texas et assure \u00ab\u00a0que \u00e7a pourrait \u00eatre une r\u00e9alit\u00e9 plus vite qu&rsquo;on ne le pense\u00a0\u00bb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Au passage, j&rsquo;en profite pour vous faire d\u00e9couvrir ce site : <a href=\"http:\/\/chucknorrisfacts.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/chucknorrisfacts.fr\/<\/a> Vous y trouverez tous les exploits, naturelle bien s\u00fbr, de notre h\u00e9ros national. Rire assur\u00e9 !<\/p>\n<p>Quelques exemples :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Chuck Norris a d\u00e9j\u00e0 compt\u00e9 jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 l&rsquo;infini. Deux fois.<\/li>\n<li>Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris.<\/li>\n<li>Google, c&rsquo;est le seul endroit o\u00f9 tu peux <em>taper<\/em> Chuck Norris&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>\n<div id=\"fact10705\" class=\"fact\">Chuck Norris et Superman on fait un bras de fer, le perdant devait mettre son slip par dessus son pantalon.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>Jesus Christ est n\u00e9 en 1940 avant Chuck Norris.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris ne porte pas de montre. Il d\u00e9cide de l&rsquo;heure qu&rsquo;il est.<\/li>\n<li>\n<div id=\"fact180\" class=\"fact\">La seule chose qui arrive \u00e0 la cheville de Chuck Norris&#8230; c&rsquo;est sa chaussette.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>Quand Google ne trouve pas quelque chose, il demande \u00e0 Chuck Norris.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris joue \u00e0 la roulette russe avec un chargeur plein.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris a d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 sur Mars, c&rsquo;est pour cela qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;y a pas de signes de vie l\u00e0 bas.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous connaissez Walker Texas Ranger ? Mais si, le gars sur TF1 qu&rsquo;on voit le dimanche midi, qui tue arr\u00eate tout le monde, sans se casser un ongle ? Apr\u00e8s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,16],"tags":[289,290],"class_list":["post-4434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actus","category-people","tag-chuck-norris","tag-walker-texas-ranger"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Chuck Norris, pr\u00e9sident ! - Informacyde<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.informacyde.com\/blog\/actus\/chuck-norris-president\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Chuck Norris, pr\u00e9sident ! - Informacyde\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Vous connaissez Walker Texas Ranger ? 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