{"id":741,"date":"2006-02-18T01:31:42","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T01:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/informacyde.com\/blog\/?p=741"},"modified":"2008-08-08T16:47:09","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T14:47:09","slug":"dans-le-metro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.informacyde.com\/blog\/divers\/dans-le-metro\/","title":{"rendered":"Dans le m\u00e9tro&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je prends tr\u00e8s rarement le m\u00e9tro maintenant que j&rsquo;ai mon permit de conduire (\u00e7a fait 1 an). Mais parfois, j&rsquo;atterri toujours dans une rame car c&rsquo;est vrai que c&rsquo;est pratique, pas cher, et rapide&nbsp;! <br \/>\nQuand j&rsquo;y suis, je regarde attentivement autour de moi. D\u00e9j\u00e0 parce que j&rsquo;ai rien d&rsquo;autre \u00e0 faire, et aussi parce qu&rsquo;on y voit des choses amusantes.<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0 ce que \u00e7a donne Harold dans le m\u00e9tro&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9j\u00e0, il y a cette fille qui rentre, qui ne regarde personne, qui est dans sa bulle, avec son cornet de pop corn, qui embaume tout le train. Sur la bretelle de son sac, on peut lire <strong>I love Boys<\/strong>, avec bien \u00e9videmment un c&#339;ur \u00e0 la place du <em>love<\/em>. Cette fille est accompagn\u00e9e par sa grand-m\u00e8re. Un monde les s\u00e9pare mais ils ne le savent pas, o\u00f9 ne veulent pas se l&rsquo;avouer. Mamie voit toujours sa petite fille qui marchait \u00e0 4 pattes et buvait des biberons&#8230;<br \/>\nEnsuite nous avons cette bande de jeunes qui ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 roul\u00e9 des heures et des heures en car pour revenir de vacance sur Paris, afin de prendre cette fois un train \u00e0 la gare St Lazare en direction de la gare de Trouville-Deauville. Et au passage, ils rencontrent <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/weblog\/images\/perso\/metroooo.jpg\" alt=\"metro\" style=\"float:right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em;\" \/>un ami totalement par hasard et ils se mettent \u00e0 discuter, entre eux, plut\u00f4t fort, tout en oubliant les gens \u00e0 leurs c\u00f4t\u00e9s. Les souvenirs des pr\u00e9c\u00e9dentes soir\u00e9es pass\u00e9s ensemble. <br \/>\nIl y a aussi toujours cette femme, d&rsquo;une cinquantaine d&rsquo;ann\u00e9e, maquill\u00e9 \u00e0 tel point qu&rsquo;on ne puisse plus la reconna\u00eetre, qui est assise tranquillement sur les si\u00e8ges quatre places alors que des vieilles dames attendent pour s&rsquo;asseoir. Arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 <em>sa<\/em> station, elle se rend compte qu&rsquo;elle ne sait pas par quel c\u00f4t\u00e9 elle va sortir car le m\u00e9tro est noir de monde. Beaucoup de valise encombrent \u00e9galement le passage. Elle ne demande \u00e9videmment pas pardon. Elle pr\u00e9f\u00e8re crisper son visage afin de faire comprendre aux autres qu&rsquo;ils g\u00eanent. Ces derniers, g\u00ean\u00e9, essaye de se pousser mais n&rsquo;y arriver. La m\u00e9chante dame crispe encore plus son visage et essaye de montrer \u00e0 quel point le m\u00e9tro est devenu exasp\u00e9rant alors que ce n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas comme \u00e7a dans ces ann\u00e9es. Pas un sourire, par un <strong>merci<\/strong>, par un <strong>merde<\/strong>&#8230; Tout dans le regard frip\u00e9. C&rsquo;est vraiment d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able&#8230;<br \/>\nPuis le m\u00e9tro ce vide&#8230; J&rsquo;ai enfin la place de m&rsquo;asseoir. Tant mieux, il me reste 10 arr\u00eats. Qui vais-je bien pouvoir observer&nbsp;? Tiens, deux jeunes femmes rentrent. Elles racontent des choses de leur vie de tous les jours. Ca ne m&rsquo;int\u00e9resse vraiment pas. J&rsquo;en profite alors pour regarder une dame qui devait \u00eatre plut\u00f4t jolie \u00e9tant jeune, et qui essaye de s&rsquo;habiller brancher pour oublier son \u00e2ge. Je l&rsquo;observe et elle le remarque, alors elle me regarde \u00e0 son tour. Se livre alors un duel du regard interminable. Comme quoi, je ne suis pas le seul \u00e0 m&rsquo;ennuyer&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<p>Combien d&#8217;histoires diff\u00e9rentes ont pu circuler dans le m\u00e9tro parisien&nbsp;? Chaque personnes arrivent, y restent plusieurs minutes, parlent avec son ami et raconte des milliards de choses. Si les m\u00e9tros avaient des oreilles, ils nous raconteraient de jolies histoires, de jolis secrets&#8230; Le tout serait vraiment amusant !<br \/>\nChaque personnes qui rentrent a son histoire, sa vie, ses soucis, ses go\u00fbts, son style, ses envies&#8230; Personne n&rsquo;est pareil&#8230; Et au final, tout le monde se fait la guerre&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N.B&nbsp;: Je caricature volontairement certains faits, mais si on prend l&rsquo;exemple de la m\u00e9chante dame, je n&rsquo;invente pas grand chose&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je prends tr\u00e8s rarement le m\u00e9tro maintenant que j&rsquo;ai mon permit de conduire (\u00e7a fait 1 an). 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